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GREETINGS, FELLOW HUMANS!
What does a couple have to do to get noticed around here?
We hail from the City of Kansas in Missouri, and we’re here to harvest your organs and drain your pockets for gifts. Kidding! That’s more of a City of Kansas in Kansas vibe.
Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved interstellar travel, you are likely unaware of how lonely life is. But we are aware! That is why we find ourselves among the luckiest in the universe to have found one another, and by extension, you!
For the last 42 minutes, we’ve been trying to make contact with you, to no avail. But then our Lead Human Researcher made a huge breakthrough: nothing is real to humans until it is on the internet. So with the help of the infamous internet, we sincerely hope you can join us on our little adventure!
FAQs
We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a wedding invitation. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below, though not many. She’s not very good at this.
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Yes! Please see the below hyperlink for our block at the Fontaine:
To book with the AC Marriott Hotel Kansas City Plaza, please click the below link:
This hotel will have a shuttle service that will be able to take guests to the venue.
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Cocktail, but if you want more information, there’s a tab up above, or click here.
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Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes. But mostly, we want to share this important event in our lives with the ones that matter the most to us. Which includes you, if you were wondering.
We have our life and home set up pretty well, so we don’t have a proper registry, but if you insist on getting us something, click here.
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Uptown Theater in Kansas City, Missouri. It’s beautiful and saved us a bundle on not having to decorate. To see the inside, click here. Mind you, it won’t be decked out quite as nicely, but at least you can see the space!
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As with any event with friends, the main goal is to have fun. But the other big one is this:
No business. We know the groom and most of the guests do impressive stuff or whatever, but you’re coming as our friends, not your job descriptions. -
The bar will be open, so you have as much (or as little) as you’d like, on us.
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Yourselves! That’s all. Literally.
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Unfortunately that’s going to be a no. If you’re planning on bringing your progeny to the city and need childcare, let us know. We’re working on getting a few trusted babysitters around so they can make sure your kids are safe and sound while you’re partying with us.
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Brancatos, when RSVP’ing, please put in your preference for your meal, and we’ll make sure it’s met!
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Technically, you could. However, as the non-local is writing this while the other one plays video games, I don’t have many recommendations.
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Obviously you’re allowed to have your phones, but if you pull them out during the ceremony, the ring bear has our full consent to confiscate until the reception! We have photographers. We have a videographer.
No photos taken on an iPhone are going to match up to the professionals at the ceremony, so please keep your phones in your pockets until the reception, bitches.
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The event will be taking place on a Saturday, so depending on your budget and whether or not you want to exist here, however long you feel like it! I am certainly not the boss of you.
Our hotel block is for Thursday - Saturday nights, but if you want to extend your stay, just call the hotel!
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Ceremony starts at 5:00 PM sharp. Doors close to guests at 4:55, so make sure you’re on time! Doors will re-open after the bridal party has completed their walk, and the reception will begin (in the same place) at 6:00 PM after a little break in the bar area while the crew flips the space.
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We’re already aware of some allergies and preferences, and doing everything we can to accommodate. For specific questions and/or requests, please reach out to the bride, or place it in the comment box when RSVP’ing.